Looking for a new furry friend to add to your family? Our live baby cow is the perfect addition! They are great at mowing lawns and producing delicious milk for your morning cereal. Plus, they make excellent cuddle buddies. Just be sure to have plenty of hay and a big backyard ready for your new bovine buddy!

Prefer your cow on the other side of the rainbow bridge? No problem! Our dead baby cow is just as delightful. Use it as a conversation starter in your home, or cook up some tasty beef stew for dinner. And don’t worry, we promise it’s ethically sourced and sustainably raised.

So whether you’re looking for a new best friend or a tasty meal, we’ve got you covered with our one-of-a-kind baby cow. Order now and join the herd of satisfied customers!